It seems that a lot of people encounter my site (especially these Ramblings) and think "Hey, this Tailsteak looks like a witty and insightful chap! Think I'll talk to him!". Which is good, to a certain extent. I am a witty and insightful person, sometimes. Just not necessarily all the time.
Oh yeah.  I'm real insightful.

I'm one of those people who fanatically checks their email every hour or so, that adds to it. Punctuality is politeness, as far as I'm concerned.