On September 2nd, AD 2000, the internet comic strip called "1/0" also known as "One Over Zero", hereafter referred to as "party of the first part" formally declared war upon the internet comic strip called "Pentasmal" also known as "PeNtAsMaL", hereafter referred to as "party of the second part". The party of the first part wishes the party of the second part to know that this is Not Personal, and is merely a cheap way to boost ratings for the party of the first part. The army of the party of the first part consists of Canadian frontiersman "Barnacle" Jones (formerly of the internet comic strip known as "Absolute Tripe"), and a Faithful Sidekick yet to be announced.
The preliminary invasion is scheduled for September 11th. A surrender will not be recognised. The party of the second part should prepare themselves for total annihilation, or, at the very least, a good stomping.
Further information on the grievances of the party of the first part and other details of the impending conflict can be found at the party of the first part's webpage, at www.oneoverzero.keenspace.com.
Signing for the party of the first part,
Yours truly,
-Tailsteak
(authour of the aforementioned comic strip, commonly known as "1/0")
